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Posted by boo512 on 21-Dec-2011 14:46 Report
Merry Xmas announcement form quicksales
 Thank you for the best wishes admin, and I hope all the staff and their families have a joyous holiday season and a happy and prosperous new year!

This is how a colleague put it in an email yesterday.

Ecstatic yuletide to the planetary constituency and to that self-same assemblage my sincere wishes for a salubriously beneficial and gratifyingly pleasurable period between sunset and dawn of the festive season.  I hope you have had an excellent annum and I hope the next similar period holds more prospects, greater insights, increased wealth and wellbeing, deeper relationships and goodwill.
 
Replied by issabella10 on 21-Dec-2011 15:22 (Ref 2325573) Report
Thanks Admin and the same to you all


Replied by franticfran17 on 21-Dec-2011 15:46 (Ref 2325576) Report

Thank you Admin---Heres hoping for a great 2012 for everyone. Cheers Fran
Replied by quickbuys on 21-Dec-2011 16:50 (Ref 2325583) Report
Admin, thank you
a very merry christmas and happy new year to everybody from marion
Replied by throughthelookingglass on 21-Dec-2011 19:12 (Ref 2325599) Report
Yuletide Greetings to Admin staff & all who view from Throughthelookingglass & my daughter Misspickysbooks!

Hopefully this will be the dawn of a new era for all who hope for a happy & prosperous New Year 2012!
Replied by pashmina on 22-Dec-2011 00:35 (Ref 2325634) Report
LMAO...this greeting reminded me of some of our sellers - who have VERY lengthy TOS on here...maybe they can use it

This year I wanted to send some sort of special holiday greeting to all my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great ( not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country ) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Best Regards (without prejudice)
Name withheld (Privacy Act).
Replied by lifemagician on 22-Dec-2011 22:45 (Ref 2325752) Report

Thanks Pashmina.   I have sent that to an ex attorney friend of mine, in the US.  I'm sure he will see the irony.

A joyful Christmas and a safe 2012 to everyone.

Lifey

Don't forget the Reason for the Season.
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